Helper Hoof is a pegasus NPC who can be found on West-Northwest Road in the Crystal Kingdom. His dialogue suggests that he comes into conflict with the guard, specifically Diamond Tough, on a regular basis for disturbing the peace.
- "Don't you want to hear about my great ideas on how to prettify the neighborhood? They're awesome!"
- "I don't think I'm gonna do street performances any longer. Ponies pay me."
- "I'll make this neighborhood the funsiest in the whole Kingdom! Mark my words!'
- "Maybe I do want attention. But that doesn't mean I'm trying to annoy anypony!"