Honcho is an earth pony NPC located around the schoolhouse in Ponydale.
- "I'm really good at addition! I've gotta be able to count up foals and keep score a lot!"
- "One time, I got so many foals to play hide and seek, there wasn't enough places for everypony to hide!"
- "History is my favorite subject in school. I like hearing about all the stuff ponies used to do."
- "Hey, wanna play a game?"
- "Mom keeps telling me to make sure I don't start any games near the Evershade forest. She says it's dangerous."
- "I'll tell you a secret. Usually I try to make sure there's a bunch of really good players on the same team as a bunch of really bad players to make it fair."