"Eye contact, young stallion! it shows respect for your elders!"
"Kids these days playing on arcade machines… this will only cause trouble with a capital T!"
"What’s the point of passing a rule that Chiefs of Police must refer to me as ‘my esteemed Mayor’ if Briquette will never do so? Sometimes I think I let her get away with too much."
"Can I make it a felony to forget the cucumbers on a sandwich? I hate that!"
"If I passed the opposite of a restraining order on everyone, would they have to stay around and listen to me all the time?"