"Take my word for it, Pinch Hitter's set to be the Timberwolves' breakout player this season."
"Coffee is my lifeblood, especially if I'm pulling an all-nighter. It's a little-known secret that if you just keep drinking more coffee, you'll never get a caffeine crash -- at least, until you're through with your last cup."
"If you're going to say anything about history, make sure you've done your research first."
"Every scrap of information -- even legends, stories and myths -- are a part of history."
"The whole Post-Logicist school is nothing but a bunch of quacks."
"I haggled for a rug with a merchant in Istanbull last summer, while I was on a trip to research classic Brayzantine architecture. I got him down to 40 bits, less than a half of his original offer, but I'm still sure I got ripped off. Hey, it was fun."