Red Top wears Scroll Bags.
- "It takes a real genius to weave together a gripping story."
- "It's a rather slow news day today."
- "When you find the perfect story just when you need it most, that's the best."
- "I hear so much about the world but i hardly have time to travel.It's a shame really."
- "Hard work gets you places, remember that."
- "Don't leave the papers out too long around Cloudopolis! They get soggy."
- "Talking and writing, my jaw gets sore sometimes."
- "Hello there, heard anything interesting lately?"
- "When a door is not a door?.... When it's an open arch~way. Ha. That's a good one if i don't say so myself!"