"Poking your head into an Ursa Minor’s den is NOT worth it. At all. Even if their coat is one of the prettiest things in Equestria. Personal experience."
"While I’m here, I’ll get Gunther a postcard. Keeping in contact with all my friends across the land isn’t easy, especially when some of them live in different countries entirely."
"If you’re venturing out northwest past Cloudopolis, make sure you’re ready, and that you know how to defend yourself. The western crags and the frozen North are no places for a dilettante adventurer."