Royal Pain is a unicorn NPC found on a roadside near the edge of Cantermore park. Her dialogue suggests that she's a mischievous prankster.


  • "Wanna shake hooves? Wait... darn! The guards took away my joy buzzer."
  • "If the guards tell you anything about their gear and bottle of glue... I didn't do it."
  • "I lost pack of itching powder... You don't feel itchy, do you?"
  • "I didn't do it! I mean... Hi."
  • "I'm in big trouble. The guards really didn't like it when I hooked a doorknob to an electrical circuit. In my defense, it was pretty funny."


  • A royal pain refers to something being thoroughly or utterly annoying.