Steam Valve is a unicorn NPC who can be found in front of the train station in Cantermore. He plays a part in the tutorial quest for unicorns.


  • "You know what I love? When the train does exactly what it's supposed to do and nothin' special happens and no ponies come up to me and ask stupid questions. I love that."
  • "You wanna what? Try on my hat? Maybe if you take a few years in college and get an engineering degree, maybe then. Yeah, that’s what it takes to wear this."
  • "You can be impressed."
  • "Yeah yeah, my name’s got nothin to do with the size of my behind, trust me. It’s just Bruce to you."
  • "No, I can’t ‘Do the Locomotion’. Stop asking me that."
  • "Yeah? What do you want?"
  • "I’m on break, pony. Hassle somebody else."
  • "I’ve had a long day, arright? What is it?"
  • "I could use a nice cuppa joe right about now."
  • "I’m an engineer. That means I solve problems."
  • "I’m not the guy who hole-punches your tickets, that’s the conductor. Go pester him."